FELIX
WE MUST GATHER HERE TODAY - IN HOLY WORSHIP OF THE CRYSTAL SHARDS! THEY HAVE BROUGHT US ALL TOGETHER, IN THIS WONDERFUL COLLECTION OF INDIVIDUALS FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE! AND IT WAS ALL MADE POSSIBLE, BY THE METH GOD AND HIS MASTER PLANS FOR US ALL! LET US REMEMBER THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US - EVEN THOSE WHO DO NOT PARTAKE IN THE SHARDS, ARE HERE FOR ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY - TO PAY THEIR DUES TO THE METH GOD! SO WHETHER YOU ARE DOSING FAT CLOUDS/SHARDS/INJECTIONS, OR TAKING ADDERALL, OR SIMPLY SMOKING WEED - KNOW THAT YOU DO IT UNDER THE WINGS AND THEREFORE THE GUIDANCE AND BLESSING OF THE HOLIEST OF GODS - THE METH GOD, WHEN YOU DO IT IN THESE HALLS!