not old school

To hear that a user who has been blocked from vac told me that they used hacks, I'm terrified. If you want, I'll fight you with my fists

The story of Steve's virginity:

It was pretty run-of-the mill... I was only 13 though. I remember coming home and telling my mom I lost my virginity... big mistake. She yelled at me and told me to go to my room till my dad came home. So he comes home, hears the news, and rather than scold me we went out and got ice cream. I could tell he was proud of me.
The next day when my dad comes home from work he takes me aside and says "well son? Did you do it again today?" "No, Dad. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ still hurts too much."

r u da grill in da pic, u hot