Auction:
A gyp off the old block.
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Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.
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"...and the fully armed nuclear warheads, are, of course, merely a
courtesy detail."
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Three great scientific theories of the structure of the universe are the
molecular, the corpuscular and the atomic. A fourth affirms, with
Haeckel, the condensation or precipitation of matter from ether -- whose
existence is proved by the condensation or precipitation ... A fifth
theory is held by idiots, but it is doubtful if they know any more about
the matter than the others.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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A song in time is worth a dime.
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"Being against torture ought to be sort of a bipartisan thing."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
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Leela: I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way it's not environmentalism.
Paul: Oh, really? How about blowing up dams?
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