A person that takes grease showers. Cries pizza sauce, and is in fact a ginger haired Texan. The question asked is why doth God allow for this. The answer being, he hates us all.

the person below this needs to slowly rot to death

I just have seen your profile and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could like support you and buy you things and just be here

♥♥♥ blast

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Playing with this guy is like playing hide and seek with my uncle.