I have massive tits. Like you don't understand, my tits are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge. Absolute jugs of flesh. Sometimes, I'm eating dinner, and my boobs will spill my drink. It's hard living a life like this. Every time I run, my boobs keep flying off. Every time I sleep, I risk suffocation if my huge ass tits were to fall onto my face. Every baby ever is instinctively drawn towards me due to my gargantuan milk supply. Once I was jogging and my boobs were bouncing with so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ velocity that I got a speeding ticket. One for each tit. It isn't all bad though. My gargantuan tiddies are both a curse and a blessing. I can use them as weights for exercise, and the monstrous mass I must carry around keeps me in top shape. I hold the Guinness world record for the most titanic tits known to man. I have stunned doctors around the world. Men flock to see my luscious honkers. Teachers let me ace their classes just for boobing boobily onto their tests. I am above the world, and above god. Even god does not have tits as immense as mine, and he never will. Don't underestimate my power.