I really need you to babysit my balls, Im going on a holiday and im afraid they will run away and get into trouble. Last time I did it Animal cntrol caught them and i had a to pay a big fine. If you could do that for me I could get you balls of your very own once mine multiply,Its Great to own some since they can do some chores around the house and they make great paper weights!
sometimes they will cuddle with you when you feel sad.

so yes please give me a call so we can arange the ball sitting for next week :)

DUDE BALLS GO GET THEM
THOSE VELVETY BALLS

dude get them BALLS cancer my dude go getem real good nice and big

get colon cancer subhuman ♥♥♥♥ and get a live virgin weeb