I'm gonna miss that dog

RIP dog on a tractor! Gone but not forgotten

+rep my favourite Wesker of all time

i mean he was just giving you advice on how to stop looking like a withered skeleton, get you some vitamin d, and then you might be able to be an actual useful person.

*gets beaten at a video game* "Wtf dude go outside you are not allowed to be better than me mum said I am the best"

The listing provided was incorrect! I am missing the following:

- Rubber Ducky Fleshlight

- Barney the Dinosaur suit

- 3 Carrot Dildos (Must be Polish)

- 1 uWu anime face mask

- 1 pokeball ball gag

- 1 litre of rohypnol (+ cloth)

- 1 Eiffel Tower Dildo

- 1 Duck with a ♥♥♥♥

Thank you for bringing my rejected orders and my card being declined to my attention. Hope to hear from you soon.