I have an addiction to Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowls

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE EM!!!! I go into the store and i check if they’re on sale, if they are, i get 14 of em.

BUT If they’re BOGO… I SHOVE AS MANY AS THOSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INTO MY CART AS I CAN BEFORE ANYONE CAN TELL MANAGEMENT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I do a quick count based on rows of 10 to see how many i have in total, then I race to the self checkout and i just start scanning one box over and over and over until i get to the amount i actually have.

Management at my local winn dixie has become wise to my ways, and will often send out one of their goons to tell me “there’s a limit to how many of those you can purchase sir” and “we told you this last time sir please stop” but i just keep on trucking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I scan and scan until i’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ done, they can’t stop me i’m a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jimmy dean breakfast machine! Thank god for touch to pay, because by the time i’m done with my legal and rightful american transaction the cops are already in the store as always lookin for the JIMMY DEAN EXPRESS but it’s already PULLIN OUT OF STATION ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I’m stopping in front of those automatic doors waiting for my han solo moment to shoot right through the gap and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroy the death star that is my hunger! THEY CANT STOP ME IN THE PARKING LOT, i’m riding that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cart like a skateboard standing on the back end of it, pushing down to my car where i go hand to fist, blood sweat and tears shoveling that ♥♥♥♥ into the trunk of my Ford Explorer in less than 10 seconds tops! I don’t need bags, i just need JIMMY DEAN!!!

I’m pulling out and everyone’s standing and watching, admiring the master crafting his magnum ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ opus. They can’t stop me, and they’ll never stop me. I eat jimmy dean breakfast bowls for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! It’s true, i defy the word of the gods and enjoy it for every meal. All these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at work question it, some even beg me to stop. But i tell them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THESE PRESERVATIVES ARE GONNA MAKE ME IMMORTAL AND THE FLAVOR IS A ONE WAY TRIP TO HEAVEN! They don’t ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get it, they never will, they never tried to live life like i do, nobody does, nobody understands THEY JUST JUDGE ME but they can’t see how beautiful this light is at the end of the jimmy dean tunnel

I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNDERSTAND HOW BEAUTIFUL JIMMY DEAN BREAKFAST BOWLS ARE