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-- Dean Martin
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You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.
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<taniwha> i'd solve a windows key problem with fdisk :)
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"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass."
-- Bill Murray, _Ghostbusters_
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I bought the latest computer;
it came fully loaded.
It was guaranteed for 90 days,
but in 30 was outmoded!
- The Wall Street Journal passed along by Big Red Computer's SCARLETT
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When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
-- Charles Merrill Smith
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Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
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Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs,
then they'd be algorithms.
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Stewie: [plucks a banjo] Oh! I feel so delightfully ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Mummy, I want a mullet!
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