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🤓
I'm dressing up in an ill-fitting IVY-LEAGUE SUIT!! Too late...
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Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.
-- T.S. Eliot, "Philip Massinger"
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A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his
mouth.
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A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best
friends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown. When asked by her father why she
had been on the phone so long, she responded "I heard a funny story today
and I've been telling it to the Maureens."
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Oh wearisome condition of humanity!
Born under one law, to another bound.
-- Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke
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Ducharme's Precept:
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Ducharme's Axiom:
If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize
yourself as part of the problem.
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