N33K3R1_SEPPO's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 10:39am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 12:29pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 10:50am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 6:09am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 12:19pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2018 @ 7:50am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 3:39pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 5:49am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 9:49am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2017 @ 11:07am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2017 @ 5:48am

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 14 May, 2017 @ 1:58pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 2:37pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 13 May, 2017 @ 3:17am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 11:43am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 3:52am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2016 @ 10:32am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Unlocked 24 Apr, 2018 @ 7:33am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2017 @ 12:29pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 1:25pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 15 May, 2017 @ 9:23am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 9:49am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2017 @ 10:21am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 9:07am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2017 @ 10:19am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 11:32am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 13 May, 2017 @ 1:36pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 13 May, 2017 @ 3:22pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 10 Mar, 2019 @ 9:49am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 7:34am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 7:35am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 2:45am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 4 May, 2020 @ 10:26am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2019 @ 8:39am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2020 @ 7:17am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 2 May, 2020 @ 9:15am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!