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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 4:13am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 1:33am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 12:53am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 5:03am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 2:17am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:24am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:24pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 12:58am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 2:45am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2020 @ 1:14am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 12:58am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 1:30am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 5:06am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 8:25am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:50am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 5:39am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 1:46am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 4:27am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 2:59pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 12:55am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 4:18am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 8:08am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 5:40am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2020 @ 2:18am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 7:24am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:26am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 1:30am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 5:19am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 5:05am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 4:43am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 5:32am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 1:12am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 1:32am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 12:55am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 7:28am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2020 @ 1:55am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 1:47am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 5:39am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 12:56am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 4:37am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 12:42am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 4:07am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:27am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 9:26am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 1:29am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 8:38am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 7:44am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 7:36am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 9:27am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 7:58am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 6:28am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 8:37am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 1:01am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 11:54am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 5:47am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 1:33am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2020 @ 11:09am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 9:22am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 6:31am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 9:41am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 10:15am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 9:44am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 4:34am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 5:27am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 5:43am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 7:26am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 1:57am



40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
2,395 / 5,000
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