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33 of 50 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 2:45pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 3:12pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2019 @ 9:40pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2019 @ 3:21am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 12:15am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 2:17am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 2:39am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 1:37am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 1:03am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 12:13am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 2:24am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 1:57am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 1:11am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 2:43am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 6:47am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 12:09am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2019 @ 11:00pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 6:09am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 8:25am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2019 @ 9:58pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2019 @ 3:20am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2019 @ 10:26pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 1:04am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 12:30am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 1:14am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 1:36am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 1:38am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 1:08am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 7:52am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 2:41pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 2:11am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2019 @ 3:15pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2019 @ 11:58pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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