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Chris Redfield   Texas City, Texas, United States
 
 
Hello there.



Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, just as the founding fathers intended.

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Lusthaus Laufende 80er mit abnehmbaren Gebissen hier,

leider muss ich Ihnen aus weniger erfreuliche Gründen schreiben, eine unserer Damen hat uns mitgeteilt, dass sie bei ihrem letzen Besuch in unserem Haus, die Toilette mit einer nicht näher definierten braunen Substanz verschmutzt haben und die Dame aufgefordert haben diese nur mit ihrem Mund zu säubern. Dieses Verhalten ist nicht akzeptiert in unserem Etablissement. Des weitern warten wir immer noch auf die Zahlung der letzten 4 Besuche in Höhe von 7123,69€ die aufgrund diverser Sonderwünsche noch zu bezahlen sind. Bis auf weiteres ist ihnen deshalb der Besuch unterstattet.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen Ihr Lusthaus Laufende 80er mit abnehmbaren Gebissen Team.