Once i wanted to go in a pub, I wanted to drink but found a pug.
So I returned home and called the pug my own and now he is a duck.
So hey, quack quack.

Egirl

you are weird

so there was this one time when I was smoking skittles and then all of a sudden the clockwork elves appeared and told me "yee hath not watched all the Harry Potter movies, thou shalt not pass without knowing that Dobby has a 14 inch toe nail" and then I vomited and noticed that Bill Cosby was innocent the whole time and it was actually an illusion established to get the public eye off of Mike Jackson the once loved and reveled Jamaican bob sled Olympian who was secretly a reptilian spy and tool of the Clinton Foundation that was meant to stop Trump from going back in time to win the election again but little did they know, KONY 2012 was still alive the whole time and that's why I hate nyancat

This girl is a cutie

socks can't be real if they aren't worn