How did I end up here? >.>

RAWR :3

What an interesting comment section

Hey, uh, this is Hiame from the small peach club. Sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, but I'm sorry to say that I don't think I'll be able to let you in the group, from what I'm looking at, you duppy is- massive. I mean, the sheer plumpp and juiciness alone is rediculous. It looks as if somebody glued two basketballs to the bottom of your torso. You could probably sit on it like a beanbag, and that's not even mentioning how fat your peach is. But- it does appear as if you're going to have to take that ginormous ~PEACH~ somewhere else.

- Sincerly The Small Peach Club

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