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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg02, 2020 @ 9:12am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02, 2020 @ 9:22pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02, 2020 @ 8:37pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg02, 2020 @ 10:51am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg02, 2020 @ 10:29am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg03, 2020 @ 9:20am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg02, 2020 @ 1:50pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 8:54am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg03, 2020 @ 5:18pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg03, 2020 @ 4:51pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Mở khóa vào 7 Thg03, 2020 @ 7:52am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Mở khóa vào 9 Thg03, 2020 @ 7:28am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Mở khóa vào 22 Thg03, 2020 @ 12:56pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 9:15am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 4:29pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Mở khóa vào 24 Thg02, 2020 @ 10:52am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg06, 2021 @ 10:56am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg03, 2020 @ 2:43pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Mở khóa vào 23 Thg02, 2020 @ 7:22pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg03, 2020 @ 7:54pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg03, 2020 @ 8:05pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Mở khóa vào 23 Thg02, 2020 @ 6:33pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 6:07pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 8:33am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Mở khóa vào 26 Thg02, 2020 @ 7:00pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Mở khóa vào 23 Thg02, 2020 @ 6:21pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Mở khóa vào 10 Thg06, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 4:40pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 8:27am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg03, 2020 @ 3:54pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 5:45pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg03, 2020 @ 4:21pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Mở khóa vào 22 Thg03, 2020 @ 12:51pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg06, 2021 @ 2:23pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Mở khóa vào 20 Thg06, 2021 @ 4:11pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg06, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Mở khóa vào 22 Thg03, 2020 @ 12:59pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Mở khóa vào 10 Thg06, 2021 @ 10:53pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02, 2020 @ 8:37pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg03, 2020 @ 3:06pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02, 2020 @ 8:39pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Mở khóa vào 23 Thg02, 2020 @ 7:07pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg03, 2020 @ 9:28am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 6:01pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02, 2020 @ 9:17pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg03, 2020 @ 4:53pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Mở khóa vào 23 Thg02, 2020 @ 6:40pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg02, 2020 @ 1:54pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg02, 2020 @ 2:03pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02, 2020 @ 8:39pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02, 2020 @ 9:15pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02, 2020 @ 8:39pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg02, 2020 @ 2:05pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg03, 2020 @ 7:45pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg02, 2020 @ 1:58pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg06, 2021 @ 10:08am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 8:31am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Mở khóa vào 16 Thg02, 2020 @ 9:00am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg02, 2020 @ 1:58pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg02, 2020 @ 1:40pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg03, 2020 @ 8:12pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Mở khóa vào 26 Thg02, 2020 @ 6:08pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Mở khóa vào 26 Thg02, 2020 @ 7:43pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 4:51pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Mở khóa vào 7 Thg03, 2020 @ 7:32am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Mở khóa vào 2 Thg03, 2020 @ 5:25pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Mở khóa vào 22 Thg03, 2020 @ 12:59pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg12, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg12, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg12, 2022 @ 10:14am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg12, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg08, 2023 @ 7:38am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg12, 2022 @ 6:58pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg12, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg12, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg12, 2022 @ 8:44am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg12, 2022 @ 10:09am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg12, 2022 @ 10:58pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Mở khóa vào 8 Thg12, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg12, 2022 @ 7:04pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg12, 2022 @ 9:03am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Mở khóa vào 25 Thg02, 2020 @ 8:38am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg06, 2021 @ 9:39am



Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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