do you stink or I ?

Happy Birthday Big Boy!! Remember that time we were using my moms measuring tape to measure our gains? And once we ran out of muscles to measure the only thing left was to measure our ♥♥♥♥♥? So first we did it flacid but the numbers weren't very impressive so we decided we better try it with boners. But you were shy and didn't wanna jerk it in front of me to get hard so you asked if I could do it for you?! lol and then I was still bigger so you said it was because I give ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hand jobs! haha anyways I cant wait to get drunk with you later and measure our♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Love you buddy

luv this guy <3

enjoys cloud flying

Sorry you suffered defeat at my hands <#

Lets wholesale the ♥♥♥♥ outta everything!