I ✊ just 😖 put 😶 my ✊ newborn 👶 son 👦 into 👇 a 😹 blender 👋👋

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷
　　⠈⠻⣿⡛⠉⠭⠉⠉⢉⣿⣿⣧
⠲⣶⠖⠄⠄⢿⣿⠄⠶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
　　　⠺⢿⡗⠄⣹⣿⣿⠿⣟⣿⡏
　　　　⠤⠤⢾⣿⣿⣿⣦⠘⡿
　　⠈⢻⡿⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦
　　　⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
　　　⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
　　　　　⠉⠉⠛⠋⠉⠁

░░░░░░░ This is the fixed windmill
░█░███░ of friendship.
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░█████░ It means you are a gud
░░░█░█░ stream friend.
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░░░░░░░ +Rep

pepone'd