Uncle Sam's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2018 @ 6:15am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 11:54am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 11 May, 2018 @ 2:16pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2020 @ 11:52am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 10:40am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2017 @ 7:22am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:22pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 11:32am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 4:56pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2017 @ 7:21am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2017 @ 11:55am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 11:24am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2017 @ 10:51am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2017 @ 11:15am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2016 @ 7:00am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 11:12am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2016 @ 6:15am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2017 @ 1:37am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2017 @ 6:41am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 11 May, 2018 @ 2:16pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!