I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay!

Listen i don't have much time, I typed this in hushed whispers and moans. As i type this my dog which was obliterated by a semi truck has been reanimated by yours truly i hooked him up to some wire cables and pumped him full of electrictitty THINGS DID NOT GO AS EXPECTED! He is now sitting on my couch watching his favorite soap opera The Bold and The Beautiful at first it was fun having my little buddy back BUT THAT IS NOT MY LITTLE BUDDY IN THERE he knows english now and keeps saying HORRIBLE THINGS about my ass and penis my normal sized white penis he keeps commenting on the print through my grey sweatpants while licking his lips I DON'T WANT TO MAKE SEXUAL ADVANCES ON MY DOG but he is starting to scare me saying that if i don't rub his belly then he is going to bite me with his "BIG HOT MOUF" and give me dead doggy aids I think i'm going to have to shoot him dead with a shotgun OH STRAWBERRIES I CAN HERE HIM COMING IF I DON'T RESPOND FURTHER CALL THE POLICE

THE GUY BELOW ME IS A NOOB!
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only 60 out of 75 achivements on skyrim :/ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob

so depressing *yawns* it will take 10 million years before you can even match my strength and by that time i will be advanced 10 million years *unsheathes sword* now lay your honor before you by clashing your sword with mine *turns my katana sideways and it sparkles in the sunlight blinding you for like half a second just enough time for me to run at you with my katana grazing the dirt* HIYAAAAAAA