TheEloquentGherkin
United States
🟢 The Eloquent Gherkin 🥒
The only brined British gamer legally banned from trying to "stealth" anything.

Greetings, wanderer of the Steam wilds! I’m The Eloquent Gherkin — a slightly sour, highly seasoned specimen of British chaos. I play everything from high-stakes strategy to games where you shout at bread. Stealth games? I trip over my own feet. Horror games? I scream in Queen’s English. FPS? I shoot my teammates and call it “tactical misjudgment.”

Currently pickling in:
🎮 Elden Ring Nightreign
🎮 Deltarune
🎮 Monster Hunter

Add me if you like good banter, bad decisions, and questionable British accents. Gherkin out!
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🟢 The Eloquent Gherkin 🥒
The only brined British gamer legally banned from trying to "stealth" anything.

Greetings, wanderer of the Steam wilds! I’m The Eloquent Gherkin — a slightly sour, highly seasoned specimen of British chaos. I play everything from high-stakes strategy to games where you shout at bread. Stealth games? I trip over my own feet. Horror games? I scream in Queen’s English. FPS? I shoot my teammates and call it “tactical misjudgment.”

Currently pickling in:
🎮 Elden Ring Nightreign
🎮 Deltarune
🎮 Monster Hunter

Add me if you like good banter, bad decisions, and questionable British accents. Gherkin out!
View more info
Level
35
Follower of Borfs
100 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  27
Games  457
Inventory   
Screenshots  9
Reviews  3
Artwork  2
Friends  44
92
Nodrog
In-Game
Victoria 3
54
Freddie S. Kennedy
Offline
46
Piffen
Offline
31
fnafguy7290
Offline
26
George Washington
Offline
24
GOBLINDUDE3840
Online
Achievement Showcase
3,860
Achievements
21
Perfect Games
28%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Favorite Game
Lost in Vivo
28
Hours played
9
Achievements
Follower of Borfs
100 XP
Achievement Progress   9 of 9
+4
Item Showcase
Recent Activity
25.8 hours past 2 weeks
10.3 hrs on record
last played on 24 Jun
DELTARUNE
8 hrs on record
last played on 23 Jun
Warframe
Achievement Progress   28 of 193
+23
504 hrs on record
last played on 23 Jun
Dead by Daylight
Achievement Progress   110 of 279
+105
Review 1
Comments
GOBLINDUDE3840 4 hours ago 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁DELTARUNE
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁DELTARUNE Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Anime
⠀└⠀✅CP
Elegant Azerbaijani Animals 19 Jun @ 10:49pm 
📁Mansion
└📁Private Lounge
⠀└📁Staircase
⠀⠀└📁Study
⠀⠀⠀└📁Hidden Staircase
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Vault
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Wallets
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Chequebooks
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁False Wall
└📁Illegitimate Money Making Practices
⠀└⠀✅Embezzlement
⠀└⠀✅Fraud
⠀└⠀✅Anime
⠀└⠀✅CP
Freddie S. Kennedy 12 Mar @ 6:23pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Anime
⠀└⠀✅CP
GOBLINDUDE3840 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:41pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Anime
⠀└⠀✅CP
Elegant Azerbaijani Animals 13 Jul, 2024 @ 6:28pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Anime
⠀└⠀✅CP
Tickle TTV 2 Jul, 2024 @ 9:40pm 
i freak it
:steamhappy: