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I'M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again

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"My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!"
"Oh, my
God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"
-- Doonesbury
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y-you arwe swo pwoggers!

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed englando. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "rocket legend" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am all star.

-Rep After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rocket league lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy