After almost 1700 hours of playtime on stellaris you'd assume he'd be at least decent at the game. I was FRICKING wrong, this guy clearly spent all his time jerking off to planet crackers instead of maybe playing the FRICKING game. I've never seen someone so utterly dog sh1t at an RTS and he gives me hope that maybe if I ever develop dementia or alzheimers I'll still be good at the game. If scientists removed his brain and experimented on it, they would notice that the brain is fricking missing entirely. I feel as though I'd be right in assuming that he was born with half a brain.

"Officer, I'm not sure this man knows how to read!"

i cant believe ur from france

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I, Indeed classify as an attack helicopter