Recent reviews by Sparky

I tried to learn Russian on duolingo for over 2 years with no progress.
I played this game for a hundred hours and now I speak like a native.

I like killing lootbugs

This game is to gaming like how Slippin Jimmy is to modern television. An absolute masterpiece in a fake and plasticy climate.
I was planning on ditching my career as a proffessional gamer, due to my lack of intrest in modern titles, but this game gave me hope. I thought of selling my computer and going to college but i realized that maybe my 20000$ gaming computer could be used just a little more. The graphics, so fantastic. I can't even imagine how they came up with the concept. Let's just say, I don't cry myself anymore. What an amazing game! I would have given a rating out of 10, but 11/10 does not compute.
Overall, If you don't play this game, you absolutely should. best moments of my life, and I once met fortnite ninja blevins. Download it now or you will get 5 years of bad luck.

My brain hurts and I see green squares in my sleep.

Epic

I really like this game, but I think that the rated mod should have more placements or less points to grind for each league, and I sometimes get disconnected from games (maybe becuae of my intrenet connection, but it rarely happens in other games)
edit: The games also discconects for other people a lot