Hey Ase, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're big enough to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be very rough. Due to their mostly water-based biology, there's no doubt that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Captivate, and Charm, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities in Water Absorb, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥.

So as a joke, I went to my Ase's house wearing Kafka's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made made feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yes Ase."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter, Ase?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his ♥♥♥♥, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Kafka!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.