Recent reviews by Chairman Garf

Mao would approve

Very fun game, fun to read reviews of people who don't actually look at the game and start crying, the micro-transactions suck but at least you can get the in game currency just by leveling. So to all the people who are whining about that just log off and touch grass.

This game is unbelievably broken. I have yet to have a game where it's completely ruined by some bug removing me from market access for no reason or just your economy just goes into free-fall because this game is not able to handle itself in the late game and everything just collapses into a mess. I really think this could be a fun game but it is unplayable without debug mode on.

Garfield.... Hater of Mondays, King of Naps, Lord of Lasagna. This new development of the Garfield series has reached for the moon, and the moon now sits in the paws of Garfield. This beautiful masterpiece is such an original work of art, nothing before has been done to the likes of Garfield Lasagna Party. It is the magnum opus of Garfield, I dare even say it is the Mona Lisa of video games.

I look down upon this creation and see that mankind is redeemable, tears shed from my eyes as I watched Garfield sleeping in his box before the menu popped up in front of me. As I look upon it a rush fills over me and I begin to play the most heartwarming and fulfilling experience I have ever played. Nothing I have ever beheld my eyes upon something as beautiful as this gem.

....Would I recommend this game to every human being on earth?... yes, yes I would.

Garfield Lasagna Party 10/10

Pretty damn good game, full of dogs, finally got a maiden, time to touch grass.

God tier game, Jesus died so you can play this masterpiece.

you need an 8 year degree in physics to understand the complex, nuanced, and incredibly detailed and thought out gameplay, lore, strategy, and character development of "'Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout" It is an absolute classic of literature and is better than War and Peace.

its fun

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this game made me nut for price