I was born in a forest, deep in the depths of Southern Buganda. My mother fed me. I was a strong one. I was different. Eventually, my mother died. I became the only Ugandan Knuckles. There was a new religion called De Wae Of De Devil. I eventually joined the cult. I was very high up, for the religion started only recently. Eventually, I was so high and mighty, the Devil searched for me himself. He found me, and showed me De Wae. It gave me the ability of knowledge, wisdom, extra salivary glands, strength, power, and, one wish. Remember, I was the last Ugandan Knuckles. I wanted another, so I could create the new Ugandan Knuckles Tribe. I had now a spouse and many children. Eventually, I was felled by a terrible, envious, and wicked creature. My wife became de Queen. Soon, I was reborn. I had the same gifts. But I also had "amnesia." When I first saw the Queen, my memories flooded into me. It would be strange for me to be the King and Fadder of the tribe, so I became a Brudda. This is my story.