Dirty Dan
Dan   South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
 
 
Currently thinking of a fat joke to put here
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Superserotonian 6 Sep, 2020 @ 10:16am 
be my ♥♥♥ basket plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Link22 31 May, 2020 @ 3:07pm 
what in the ♥♥♥♥ happened here
Inferno 27 May, 2020 @ 6:49pm 
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Krampus 27 May, 2020 @ 6:45pm 
You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to nut uncontrollably. your balls hurt. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The ♥♥♥ is now six inches deep. Sprawled on your back, you begin to ♥♥♥ all over the ceiling. the ♥♥♥ is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge.You squeeze your ♥♥♥♥ to stop the ♥♥♥, but it begins to leak out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instead. The force of the ♥♥♥ tears your urethra open, You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet.Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. It has been two days. The ♥♥♥ begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white.
Link22 21 May, 2019 @ 6:19pm 
this boi is ded