Susan--超かっこいい
 
 
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

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Rustless 4 jun. 2022 às 9:11 
My wife cheated on me in 2017 with a man named robert. Since then, we got divorced and she got the kids. This spiralled into me losing my job and becoming homeless. I have always hated robert for ruining my life but not as much as i hate karrigan.
Chicken Nuggies 31 jan. 2022 às 6:45 
Get clapped.

Cringe profile.
efsfort 23 set. 2021 às 1:09 
I added you for possible trade. Accept me so we can talk about the trade
Antheft 17 jul. 2021 às 21:23 
-rep ♥♥♥♥ too big
76561199101454955 Banido do sistema de trocas 15 jul. 2021 às 4:18 
I added you for trade. Accept me so we can discuss the deal.
Truthcaster 12 jun. 2021 às 12:17 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls