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I have noted how many times I have masterbated this year on the calendar and I just hit the 280 count 2 hours ago
One: you lose your penis
Two: you will probably never probably want to use that blender again, costing a ♥♥♥♥ ton of money to get another one.
Three: the amount of money for the medical bills may kill you. It may cost even more if you or someone else is unable to drive you to the hospital
Overall you just shouldn’t put your penis in a blender. Thank you for coming to my ted talk!