Kissing a fish is like smoking a bicycle.
😘
"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."
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What did ya do with your burden and your cross?
Did you carry it yourself or did you cry?
You and I know that a burden and a cross,
Can only be carried on one man's back.
-- Louden Wainwright III
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The Consultant's Curse:
When the customer has beaten upon you long enough, give him
what he asks for, instead of what he needs. This is very strong
medicine, and is normally only required once.
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Peter: I only drank so that the Statue Of Liberty would take her clothes off.
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Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
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* woot smiles serenely.
<woot> I don't want to seem over eager about getting into knghtbrd's
siglist.
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Loew's Qaddafi's Mann's Grauman's Chinese Theater
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To err is human,
To purr feline.
-- Robert Byrne
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ei vamo um x1 de time WoN contra wocs