aççinado pelo Renato Moicano

Neglect of duty does not cease, by repetition, to be neglect of duty.
-- Napoleon
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.
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A bunch of the boys were whooping it in the Malemute saloon;
The kid that handles the music box was hitting a jag-time tune;
Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew,
And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou.
-- Robert W. Service
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"Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife.
Then he realised there was a contradiction there and merely
hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

- Arthur realising that he's in a certain death situation
with a supernova bomb that is shaped like a cricket ball.
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A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.
-- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"
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