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👃 * 🌸 * 🐟 * 💚 * 👾 * 💛 * 🐊 * 🐠 * ⛳ * 🏀 * 🍧 * ⚡ * 🥞 * 🚘 * 🌋 * 🥒
ㅤ* Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
ㅤ* So I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said, "Those are pickled onions".
ㅤ* Waiter: And how did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just flipped a chip over, and there it was!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!