Babe, I'm breaking up with you. It's not you, you were poggers. It's me, I'm omegalul. I'm sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, I've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months. It's time to end it. No kappa.
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No you're NOT a gamer. I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying.

"I put well over 100hrs in this game it's great!"

That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game.

Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
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