My father left me when I was born, then he came back when I was twelve to give me his Glock, but then I killed 6 kids in a school. I went to prison and was raped by Bill Cosby. Then I found Senpai-Chan and he said, “Come back to me to the past to ancient Japan”. Then I Touched that Magical Blue Flute of his and we went back in time. My Glock disappeared and I strangled Senpai-Chan. Then Senpai-Chan died and we kept on going back in time until we were left in medieval time and I was like, “What the Hell”. Then I met wise asian man and he taught me how to make a pink yeti. Then Wise Asian man gave me a Kit-Kat and he told me, “Here is book to go to ‘Merica, and you must go to ‘Merica and visit Great Grandfather he live in Georgia in cotton field”, then I strangled him to death. Then I went to ‘Merica and found my Great-Grandfather, but he was Pistol-Whipped in the butt. We had funeral for him and we sang his favorite son, “1.. 2.. 3.. All the kids bully me, They didn’t think it was cool, When I shoot up the school”. Then I strangled everyone there and went on my merry way and travelled to Old Place called Florida. Then I Pistol-Whipped and Strangled everyone in Florida and I make it my own country.