dudes straight garbo

Dingus see and Dingus do
Dingus fly in the Dingus sky
Dingus think with all his might
about the way a Dingus would try
to float around in a non Dingus sky
but Dingus knows its not right
and Dingus takes off on a different flight
through the clouds a Dingus would fly
eating SaltySalmon with some Dingus wine
a side of fries a Dingus must try
Dingus shows the shine of a smile
for he only has another mile
Dingus lands upon the fields of Car Soccer
and starts a game with his Dingus lads
the game is even, score 5 to 5
overtime strikes and Dingus said why
for he knows whats to come

a minute in Dingus goes
and redirects to an own goal
Dingus cries as his friends say
what a mighty Dingus Redirect
Dingus is sad but carries on
another game what could go wrong
a minute left and up by 1
Dingus knows it cant go wrong
the last seconds of the game
the Dingus flies and knows no fun
for he Redirected to his net again
causing overtime and now he must win
overtime goes long, as its a balanced match
and just as Salmon misses a shot
the mighty Dingus redirects
a perfect shot, he his their net
the Dingus cries tears of joy
for his redirect won the game

The best Dingus ever created

Utterly and unabashedly a dingus!