I've played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests.

I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added.

Once I got to go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner.
I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess.

Now, I am a global elite, top of my class.

Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts.

I almost killed my mom.

And I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat