"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static
cling."
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Lois: Peter, punish Chris.
Peter: Son, I'm watching the game, you know what to do. [Chris begins spanking himself]
Chris: OW. OW. OW. OW. This hurts me more than it hurts you.
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Tom Tucker: We'll return with a report on the clitoris: Nature's Rubik's cube.
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How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
-- Calvin
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(Presuming for the sake of argument that it's even *possible* to design
better code in Perl than in C. :-)
-- Larry Wall on core code vs. module code design
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Moebius strippers never show you their back side.
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Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985:
From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE: "If we get involved
in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs
damage my videotapes?"
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