HAWK TUAH SIGMA

"i watch hentai for the plot"

Oh my gyatt! this skibidi toilet is making my ♥♥♥♥♥ feel like a grimace shake being drunk by Freddy fazbear! only in Ohio can yo mama make me feel like a total sigma! Oh my gyatt! I think i'm about to blow my Kai cenat rizz juice all over! Oh my god! *starts ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥* BRRRRR SKIBIDI DOB DOB DOB YES YES!!! Oh my god, now my fanum tax has to be cleared!

Daddy: *licking my bratty butthole*
Spookiebear: ngh!! Stop! *Sex noises*
Daddy: *stops* hm do you've tapeworms sweetie?
Spookiebear: tehe! yis :33 *butthole opens up* my tapeworm says hi! uwu
*tapeworm nuzzles daddy*

"Hey Mr krabs I have a question " Said Spongebob. "Lay it on me lad" Mr. Krabs responded "um... How big is a ♥♥♥♥ supposed to be ? " Asked Spongebob. Mr krabs responded, "whip it out boyo, it can't be that bad- SWEET NEPTUNE... IT'S HUMONGOUS! ", Mr. Krabs latches onto spongebobs ♥♥♥♥ and starts sucking it like a lollipop "Mr. Krabs if you do that I'll ♥♥♥" Replied Spongebob. "But Spongebob your ♥♥♥♥ tastes just like my fathers used to.. Before he passed away ⚰, oh well, back to sucking"mr, krabs said, mr. Krabs started sucking on it harder until he blindfolded spongebob and put him on a chair, and with a smooth voice said, "spongebob, don't worry, this will only take a minute", spongebob panicked and replied "MR.KRABS I DON'T WANT YOUR HAIRY CRAB ASS TOUCHING AN INCH OF MY DONG!", "too late" said mr.krabs, the force of mr.krabs ass made spongebob so horny that he came all inside mr.krabs ass and later sold it to customers as soup

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Do you still have any Pops that were there with you when you lost your virginity?

So it finally happened yesterday, I've been talking to this girl on a dating app for awhile and yesterday she came over for the first time. Let's just say we got down and dirty. My favorite Iron Man POP was on the shelf while I was getting some action and I actually looked over at it a few times just to be sure he would be included in the memory. I was already greatly fond of this Pop but I'm feeling a lot more sentimental now that it's been part of such an incredible m experience, I don't think I could ever get rid of it now. Is there anyone on here who had a similar experience? What Pops do you still have from when you lost your virginity?

I hate my autistic son

I cant help it, my life is constantly terrible. I spend as much time as work as possible. The worst part is that I am supposed to pretend that I am happy about it. When we get together with the other parents and everyone is pretending their kids are as normal as anyone else. They are not. All of us secretly wish they were never born.

I would never dare tell my wife this. She is in total denial. Every time he screams or has a breakdown I just wish he would die. I believe that violence is a lot more common than you think. but my wife and I always control ourselves. I can't stand it though. Why has god done this to me, and why instead of having support are you not supposed to say this. It is terrible, and I did not deserve it yet I am supposed to pretend life is just great.

I hate my autistic son

I cant help it, my life is constantly terrible. I spend as much time as work as possible. The worst part is that I am supposed to pretend that I am happy about it. When we get together with the other parents and everyone is pretending their kids are as normal as anyone else. They are not. All of us secretly wish they were never born.

I would never dare tell my wife this. She is in total denial. Every time he screams or has a breakdown I just wish he would die. I believe that violence is a lot more common than you think. but my wife and I always control ourselves. I can't stand it though. Why has god done this to me, and why instead of having support are you not supposed to say this. It is terrible, and I did not deserve it yet I am supposed to pretend life is just great.

Interesting opinion, but, don't care + didn't ask + cope + seethe + pound sand + dilate + go tell reddit + log off + I'm faster and stronger than you + I rejected your mom's advances + touch grass + it never happened + ratio'd + you're what 0 ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a MF + screencapped your bio + kick rocks + I can smell your stench from here + you're going in my cringe compilation

I think fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo🙏🙏

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

I roofie your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drink and shove my juicy ♥♥♥♥ down your ♥♥♥♥♥ throat as i cut out your intestines with my pocket knife and pull then out from your ♥♥♥♥ body. You die of blood loss. It doesnt matter. I keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. By now your body has gone cold and most of your blood is outside your filthy body. I dont care. I ♥♥♥♥ your corpse because you deserve it you ♥♥♥♥♥. The cops arrive as i finish orgasming in your ♥♥♥♥♥ but it doesnt matter. I pull my blood stained ♥♥♥♥ out from you. I smile at your lifeless broken body. I am CummyBot2000, and you are nothing to me.

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I roofie your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drink and shove my juicy ♥♥♥♥ down your ♥♥♥♥♥ throat as i cut out your intestines with my pocket knife and pull then out from your ♥♥♥♥ body. You die of blood loss. It doesnt matter. I keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. By now your body has gone cold and most of your blood is outside your filthy body. I dont care. I ♥♥♥♥ your corpse because you deserve it you ♥♥♥♥♥. The cops arrive as i finish orgasming in your ♥♥♥♥♥ but it doesnt matter. I pull my blood stained ♥♥♥♥ out from you. I smile at your lifeless broken body. I am CummyBot2000, and you are nothing to me.

THEN ONce you've spotted him he says "Seoullstripper1989 burn me up some ♥♥♥♥, boy."

It's a cold friday night. You're home alone while your parents are at work. You get the sense of danger, you're unsure why. All of a sudden you black out, you wake up and see him in the corner of your eye. Danny Devito.

WE NEED A PREMPTIVE RELIATORY STRIKE.

ITS NOT DELIVERY, ITS DIGIORNOS

I roofie your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drink and shove my juicy ♥♥♥♥ down your ♥♥♥♥♥ throat as i cut out your intestines with my pocket knife and pull then out from your slut body. You die of blood loss. It doesnt matter. I keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. By now your body has gone cold and most of your blood is outside your filthy body. I dont care. I ♥♥♥♥ your corpse because you deserve it you ♥♥♥♥♥. The cops arrive as i finish orgasming in your ♥♥♥♥♥ but it doesnt matter. I pull my blood stained ♥♥♥♥ out from you. I smile at your lifeless broken body. I am CummyBot2000, and you are nothing to me.

This thing is a filthy Heathen.