Recent reviews by Mc_Dyno

This game is a piece of doo doo caca crap, at first it was relaxing to me but then everything changed when the dog happened. Oh my god I think I now hate dogs because of this piece of mierda, I hate this game, I hate it, I have dealt with worse up until this point but now I can see that THIS GAME is more of a pain in the butt than rain world and i actually love that game, so you know what screw who ever made this turd, I hate this game. Take a shot everytime I said hate.

This game sucks, its more difficult, esoteric, and tedious than dwarf fortress and thats saying something. Dwarves won't fish and the game forces you to progress the tech tree as fast as possible while your dwarves move at a snail's pace. It does not know how to scale difficulty and cannot telegraph new threats until its too late. All the guides are outdated and its just annoying to play.

This game is like dwarf fortress if it was made by a chinese mobile game sweatshop company.

I was skeptical at first but this is honestly a pretty relaxing, adorable, and fun game! I love sailing the high seas fighting pirates and building my crew.

8/10 will definitely play again.

Now this game I won't lie is really fun, but this game is complete horsecrap. The tutorial is the equivalent of mommy holding your hand giving a false sense of security so once the tutorial is over she can violently throw you down a flight of stairs as she cackles and once your battered body with joints snapped at unnatural angles and blood drooling out of your mouth.

This game is not for the weak, prepare to die alot. My first run I got shanked by some thugs, in the next some more thugs, then some orcs, then some of the living dead and those nacherserzfsgecvedfg things. dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. Why do I keep playing? Because screw it I spent 41 dollars on this crap, and I am gonna make sure I enjoy it.

10/10 wouldn't reccoment

This is honestly my favorite kingdom yet, from new greed like the Hermits, to citizens defending themselves, to WIELDING THE FRICKIN MJOLNIR TO SMITE THE GREED BY THE WRATH OF THOOR!!!! Did I mention this has a wonderful soundtrack or possibly the best one out of the bunch?

Only two nitpicks, archers not manning vacant towers (glitch), and the thunder horse mount has a weird visual glitch doesn't sync up with the monarch right.

Also the new bloodmoon theme when I heard for the first time almost made me poop myself.

TL;DR No, just no.

Unless you are a neckbeard with 2000 hours on Chivalry and are a giant medieval history buff, don't touch this game. It will make you think you are so incompetent at life that you will even question your ability to breathe properly. I have tried so hard to love this game but i can't, the skill curve is higher than dwarf fortress and I believe that this game is used as a torture mechanism in the gulags. Dark Souls pales in comparison in how much you will cry from playing this game, I have flooded my room with sweat and tears all because some guy with a frying pan beats me senselessly in this game. Please don't buy it, It will genuinely lower your life expectancy by three years. PLEASE DON'T PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!(unless you are a masochistic neckbeard medieval history buff with a passion for sword fighting and medieval archery).

This game sucks balls. First of all its just another retarted MC clone and i have nicknamed this game the biggest bootleg minecraft. First of all the graphics on this suck they look like something from tomb raider on the ps2. Minecraft on 4k looks better then this. Second of all the character design looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful. I cringe when ever my character has to pose when he sleeps in bed. The design looks so uncomfortable like it came from a weird trippy episode of Jimmy Neutron. Thirdy the lack of content. Yeah sure you can build cool ♥♥♥♥ and do stuff But there isn't a wide variety of weapons or actually rewarding things. In minecraft you can fight with swords, bows, potions, even your own godamn tools. But this game has only swords as your weapon. Some enemies in this game are a pain in the ass to fight early game. It would be alot better if they added some type of ranged weapon. Plus swords are pretty boring after a while. Finally its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mc clone with a pay to play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Minecraft is like a one time pay situation (on pc). This game has blueprints and recepies locked behind a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ paywall. I'd rather buy a full 20 d0llar game and be dissapointed then play this game free and then pay to buy ♥♥♥♥.

All i have to say is screw this.

This game is gay and a piece of turd. The controls are wackier then that of rain worlds. I can't even flipping attack and i do not know what to do. The community is no help and this game suckssssssssssssssssssssss. 10/10 would uninstall again.

Dear, ChuckleFish Studios

Starbound Is a Wonderful Game.

Starbound is like No Man Sky except it doesn't suck. Are you looking for the gameplay features that No Man Sky promised to offer but didn't offer. Well Starbound is the answer. I'm addicted to this game. Their is always a feel of adventure and the wanting to explore more of this Universe. They are many different features in this game besides space travel that this game offers. This game can offer more than No Man Sky ever could! Their is questing, crews, pets (more like pokemon), armor, weapons,colonizing, and so much more! Their is even a rich storyline. However besides all the praise their is only one thing that drives me ABSOULUTLEY INSANE! Me and My friends have been trying to make a server. It is incredibly difficult and This really makes me mad. So Chucklefish Studios I love you guys but please make servers really easy in the future okay. Once easy to play steam connected multiplayer is added. This game will be perfect. Also i have one suggestion ADD SPACE PIRATES THAT INVADE YOUR SHIP ( on rare occurences) PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- from your biggest fan Pootis Spencer!