Every team consists of 5 people:
1.You
2.Russian Guy
3.Another Russian Guy
4.Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother
6.U SEE A GUY
>Shoot him
>Miss every shot
>He turns around
>Kills me in one shot
>Exit cs:go👍
7. Finally have a girlfriend
8. She throw me because i spent money on cs:go and not on her
9. Now i have Depression
10. Got A+ on my Russian exam.
11. I want the English version of this game.
12. You sweat, you rage, you quit but you always come back to it.
13. "𝙒𝙚 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨, 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮." - Valve
14:
The Real Languages This Game Offer:

English ❌
Czech ❌
Danish ❌
Dutch ❌
Finnish ❌
French ✔️
German ❌
Hungarian ❌
Italian ❌
Japanese ❌
Korean ❌
Norwegian ❌
Polish ✔️
Portuguese ❌
Romanian ❌
Russian ✔️
Simplified Chinese ❌
Spanish ✔️
Swedish ❌
Thai ❌
Traditional Chinese ❌
Turkish ✔️
Bulgarian ❌
Ukrainian ✔️
Greek ❌
Spanish - Latin America ❌
Vietnamese ❌

In Conclusion
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9/11 Too much Salt and С*ка Бли@",not enough Kurvva
Would love to take another dose of salt and punch my little sister.