Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Two drunk men sat in a pub. One says to the other, "Does your watch tell the time?"
"The other replies, "No, mate. You have to look at it."
ㅤ* A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
ㅤ* There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!

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