Siema

'We get that in here some nights, when someone's had a few. Cosmic speculation about whether the gods exist. Next thing, there's a bolt of lightning through the door with a note wrapped round it saying, "Yes, we do" and a pair of sandals with smoke coming out.'
(Small Gods)
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"Woof?"
(Moving Pictures)
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When Dexter's on the Internet, can Hell be far behind?"
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"What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager
asked her mother.
"Encouragement, dear," she replied.
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Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
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<Deek> "A good programmer can write FORTRAN in any language."
<Deek> knghtbrd has proven that you can write C++ in any language too.
<grin>
<Mercury> We are currently considdering if we should give him or prize, or
kill him..
<Mercury> (Of course, by all rights, this means we should give him the
prize, and then kill him.. <G>)
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