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took the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and flushed it. toilet became clogged. out of sheer panic, they covered the turd (STILL IN THE BOWL MIND YOU. THAT ♥♥♥♥ WOULD NOT FIT DOWN THE PIPE) in toilet paper to hide it. instead of owning up, they fled through the bathroom window.

I never saw my security deposit again and my landlord calls me turdzilla now :(