10/10 did lines together at furry con last year, would do again

Ngl, I have this irrational fear of a large man coming in and forcefully ripping me off a public toilet only to sit down and take a ♥♥♥♥ of his own. It just feels like such a vulnerable situation that I don't know that I could even retaliate. One second I'd be attempting to type witty retorts on Reddit, and the next, I'd be pants down, laying on a wet bathroom floor with an unwiped, half-empty ass. Of course, I would feel anger, but I think that my confusion and embarrassment would overpower that emotion. I would just pull up what I could before running away to my vehicle and crying uncontrollably.