Sir Longcock the Virgin Smasher
*garbage rustling noises intensifies*
Florida, United States
I will gamble your life insurance on Cheese-Rolling
I will gamble your life insurance on Cheese-Rolling
Favorite Game
2,772
Hours played
21
Achievements
Recent Activity
28 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
7,016 hrs on record
last played on 20 Jun
1,584 hrs on record
last played on 20 Jun
Legendary Collektor 18 Apr @ 5:53pm 
I love you big bro, I love you big bro
And I want you to know that I'm so sorry
For things I said, sometimes I wish
That our war would end
I want you to know, they were just jokes
These times they get tough, that's just when we go
Oh why can't it be like Ohio
LA changed us, but I want you to know
That I love you bro
fat unc 29 Mar @ 8:31pm 
leave me and my boyfriend alone quit harassing me ,I do not want you to care about me, I do not need you to care about me, or try and "Stop me from turning into something". Just stop trying to talk to me and my friends.
Legendary Collektor 4 Feb @ 8:57pm 
Wakey wakey
Legendary Collektor 10 Jan @ 8:23am 
ᚲᛟᛚᛚᛖᚲᛏᛟᚱ ᚹᚨᛊ ᚺᛖᚱᛖ
yHelloh_YT 21 May, 2024 @ 6:27pm 
stasis in mayhem and your name is florida man yeah you just like BBL Drizzy
Legendary Alien 21 Dec, 2023 @ 11:50am 
This dude has a gear shift attached to him for when he starts running.