I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
Before I speak I have something important to say.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Next time I see you remind me not to talk to you.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.