Boobster,

Thank you for your recent article in which you blessed my profile, I feel as if it is my civil duty to formulate an adequate response. Given this, I shall start with the accusation of my lack of maidens; though this is true, I believe it has been recently reported that those who get attached to a supposed "female", in fact, are homosexual due to the fact that women love penis and in turn, so do you. Moving onto the accusation of my extra pass time activities involving playgrounds and my van... it's errm... I errr... maintain play parks for a living... yeah. Anyway, I promise I am a good laugh unlike this cretin who labels himself "BOOBSTER". All arguments from said person are invalid for the following reasons: No driving license, No gym membership AND his penis is wider than it is large (source: trust me bro).

Regards,
The Gainz Giver, DaddyCbum.

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