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This is Mr. Luggs' agent speaking. I'm here to tell you of a new business opportunity with my client. As you know Mr. Luggs is a very large ghost with a very large appetite, and with that appetite comes the need for lots of food. As of late we have found that Mr. Luggs has grown even larger thus requiring the need for even more food, this is where you come in. Should you donate $50 dollars to the 'Mr. Luggs Food Fund' you could see a return in as little as 90 business days of up to $500 dollars! Now, you may be asking: "but how will my $50 dollars for food turn into $500 dollars?" well the answer is quite simple, we turn your money into food, it goes to Mr. Luggs, he pays us back for the food with tip, and we pay you your share. Now after all this I'm sure you just can't wait to donate, and I eagerly await our partnership.
Please send all donations to cashapp: $mrluggsagent2 I'm excited to work with you my good friend.
I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100hrs in this game and it’s great!” That’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we’ll be friends.
Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers
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My colleagues and I have been closely tracking your recent performances on Rocket League and have been fully impressed by your gameplay, in particular your masterful use of difficult tech. Your playstyle rivals that of the greatest of grand champions: the best 0.01% of players on the game. We think you have what it takes to go all the way to RLCS, perhaps even take out the title if you are given the right guidance. Our agency will present you with the opportunity of furthering your Rocket League skills, including networking with some of the most recognised professionals of modern day Rocket League. After viewing many of your online matches, Cloud 9, Chiefs, Team Dignitas, and NRG eSports have all extended interest in recruiting you for the upcoming competitive season.
If you wish to accept this offer then you can contact me privately by my business email or personal phone number.